goobsed
The act of touching yourself, while touching the private area of another while they sleep, and then ejaculating on that sleeping innocent person.
goobsed by Gagatrength February 25, 2018
Words you can keep
Goosed Hand Sock
A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.
- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.
Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.
Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
Goosed Hand Sock by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022
Related Words
goobsed • goosed • goobed • goobed out • Goosed-it • goosedumps • Goobled • Goosed Up • goobed on • goobedybaba
Goosed
Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.
Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Goosed by badmartialarts October 15, 2004
goobedybaba
Weird, my own language, if you found this, you are koool. Goobedy baba is a word that I made in me and my best friend’s language called katooki language. This language is for weirdos and funny people. So, goobedybaba means a scientific coincidence that involves a ton of equations and experiments explaining why the earth is round and when the world will truly have its last breath of life before the thermal heat from the sun’s UV rays cause it to explode and all of he other planets with it. Soon, there will be a new life source on the no longer called planet Pluto that ignorant scientist decided that they would judge before they see the beauty on the planet and completely disclude it. But soon, there will be a life source on Pluto, and it shall be named the Goobedybabas.
Person: hey, how was your day
Me: goobedybaba
Person:uh, what do u think will happen with the test tomorrow
Me:goobedybaba
Person:ok.... (runs)
Me: goobedybaba
Person:uh, what do u think will happen with the test tomorrow
Me:goobedybaba
Person:ok.... (runs)
goobedybaba by Goobedybaba believer July 7, 2019
Goobed
Goobed by rodentslayer April 27, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026