goobsed

The act of touching yourself, while touching the private area of another while they sleep, and then ejaculating on that sleeping innocent person.

Omg I got drunk and passed out, and when I woke up I was getting goobsed

by Gagatrength February 25, 2018

Goosed Hand Sock

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.

- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!

by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022

Goobed

Being big mad or upset because someone said or did something that pissed you off.

In relation to the 6ix9ine hit song Gooba.

Zion is goobed over what Erik and Rudi said about him.

by Zlew22 May 10, 2020

goobed

very high.

bro 1: bro i’m so goobed
bro 2: i can tell bro

bro 3: that man over there is def goobed rn
bro 4: for sure

by rinniepoopoo April 27, 2020

Goosed

Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.

Always associated in my mind with a British accent....

Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!

by badmartialarts October 15, 2004

goobedybaba

Weird, my own language, if you found this, you are koool. Goobedy baba is a word that I made in me and my best friend’s language called katooki language. This language is for weirdos and funny people. So, goobedybaba means a scientific coincidence that involves a ton of equations and experiments explaining why the earth is round and when the world will truly have its last breath of life before the thermal heat from the sun’s UV rays cause it to explode and all of he other planets with it. Soon, there will be a new life source on the no longer called planet Pluto that ignorant scientist decided that they would judge before they see the beauty on the planet and completely disclude it. But soon, there will be a life source on Pluto, and it shall be named the Goobedybabas.

Person: hey, how was your day
Me: goobedybaba
Person:uh, what do u think will happen with the test tomorrow
Me:goobedybaba
Person:ok.... (runs)

by Goobedybaba believer July 7, 2019

Goobed

Term invented to describe the state of being extremely high on the devils lettuce

bro i was fucking goobed last night

by rodentslayer April 27, 2020