goosed

Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.

“The tires on my bike are goosed”

“I was goosed after running a triathlon”

by Peter 'The Fist' Swift February 17, 2008

goosed

To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!

So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .

by JayK February 16, 2006

goosed

Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'

I gave her a good plating then i goosed her

by sharking October 10, 2009

goosed

The unfortunate act of failing to eject correctly from your fighter jet by hitting the canopy; resulting in death.

The film Top Gun depicts this act when Maverick's F-14 goes into a flat spin and his navigator, Goose, gets pooped on. Thus getting goosed.

by Gr8 ballz o fire March 1, 2011

goosed

to get so shitfaced, you can't walk straight, and you stare at walls and such

Steven: "kent, are you wasted"
Kent: "Dawg, i am goosed"
Steven: "Word"

by Steven February 26, 2003

goosed

Another way of saying that you've shagged/fucked somebody

"Hey, what happened with you and that fit bird you were talkin to last night?"

"I took her home and goosed her"

by MeaningMark July 8, 2005

goosed

To be hit upon/sexually harrassed by an unattractive male

"Oh my god, I got totally goosed on last night"

"Can you please stop goosing on me?"

"AHAHAHA, you got goosed!"

by htown language May 16, 2008