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He was going to moon the bitch next door but he goosed it
goosed it by lolwoman July 4, 2007
“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour
Oh mate he’s Goosed It”
Goosed It by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

Goosing, Goosed it! 

Goosing is term that has be coined to describe a moment when a person (usually a male) has been startled and acts or reacts erratically. When the person starts “flapping about” this is a classic form of goosing. For example on COD if a player picks battle and then runs away mid fight this is Gooooosing. Any erratic behaviour is classed as goosing. But is best used to refer to or in context when a male is backing out of a battle or awkward situation to get away. Similar terms are “bottle” and “bottling it”.
Goosing, Goosed it! Ways it can be used:

he was gonna start a fight but gooosed It!

He was gonna tell her he loved her but he goooosed it.

This term was created on COD to describe moments when teams mates got scared, emotional, run away mid battle or see enemies and don’t fight. This is the most typical use of the phrases goosing and goosed it.Goosing comes from when you startle goose by the river or lake and watch it try and flap away.
Goose It(goos it), v., goosed it, goosing it (1). When one gives way to all reason to complete a set task. (2). Just Do It
Two cops are sitting in their patrol car hidden in the bushes next to a stop sign. A car goes flying threw the stop sign at 45mph. One cop turns to the other and says, "Wow, he really goosed it through the stop sign!"

A soccer team is in the locker room getting ready for a game.
Player 1: "I forgot my cleats at home"
Player 2: "Just Goose It"

"Goose It over to the store quick"

"Goose It off that cliff"

"This is a perfect rail to Goose It down"

"The cops! Everybody Goose It outta here!"
Goose It by Ian and the Ringeisen's December 28, 2005

grey goose it 

to have sex with someone that is ugly while drunk
yo would you have sex with the fat girl?
yea, ill grey goose it?
grey goose it by Jove88 June 11, 2008
- goose it -
Verb: to goose

: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*

*fire*

*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”

And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.