goobend

To act or look like an idiot.

Don't be such a goobend!

by redboots1 May 27, 2014

goobend

Something that appeals to a person when stoned . Related terms: Goofy Goober, Gooben, Govert.

Spongebob: "Hey Patrick, I'm in the mood for a double patty pulled chicken burger with extra cheddar, how about you?"
Patrick: "That sounds extremely goobend Spongebob, I want one."

by The Monarch of Osdorp February 19, 2017

Gooberdouche

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.

Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche

by Bondobrew October 5, 2009

Goobed

Being big mad or upset because someone said or did something that pissed you off.

In relation to the 6ix9ine hit song Gooba.

Zion is goobed over what Erik and Rudi said about him.

by Zlew22 May 10, 2020

goobed

very high.

bro 1: bro i’m so goobed
bro 2: i can tell bro

bro 3: that man over there is def goobed rn
bro 4: for sure

by rinniepoopoo April 27, 2020

Peter Goodend

Possibly one of the greatest and most influential musicians of the century. He is commonly refered to as a "fatalista", someone who writes with recurring themes of death, sorrow, and a tone of cynicism.

"Hey, do you like Peter Goodend's new song he uploaded on to soundcloud?"

"Does the Pope shit in the woods!?"
*Jumps in the air and starts singing 'Jardín'*

by Charles E. Smith April 22, 2013

goobenhawk

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.

The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.

by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018