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To act or look like an idiot.
Don't be such a goobend!
goobend by redboots1 May 27, 2014
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Something that appeals to a person when stoned . Related terms: Goofy Goober, Gooben, Govert.
Spongebob: "Hey Patrick, I'm in the mood for a double patty pulled chicken burger with extra cheddar, how about you?"
Patrick: "That sounds extremely goobend Spongebob, I want one."
goobend by The Monarch of Osdorp February 19, 2017

Gooberdouche 

A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.
Dammit, I can't get around this Gooberdouche
Gooberdouche by Bondobrew October 5, 2009
Being big mad or upset because someone said or did something that pissed you off.

In relation to the 6ix9ine hit song Gooba.
Zion is goobed over what Erik and Rudi said about him.
Goobed by Zlew22 May 10, 2020
very high.
bro 1: bro i’m so goobed
bro 2: i can tell bro

bro 3: that man over there is def goobed rn
bro 4: for sure
goobed by rinniepoopoo April 27, 2020

Peter Goodend 

Possibly one of the greatest and most influential musicians of the century. He is commonly refered to as a "fatalista", someone who writes with recurring themes of death, sorrow, and a tone of cynicism.
"Hey, do you like Peter Goodend's new song he uploaded on to soundcloud?"

"Does the Pope shit in the woods!?"
*Jumps in the air and starts singing 'Jardín'*

goobenhawk 

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.
The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.
goobenhawk by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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