goobenhawk 

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.

The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.

goobenhawk by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018

GoonHawk 

A duplicate mohawk shaved into the heads of kids who saw a cool dude with a tight mohawk and wanted to be as cool as him.

Jason: Dude your mohawk is awesome!

Chris: Shit yeah! Too bad all those other dorks saw mine and wanted to be as cool as me and now we have kids walkin around all over with Goonhawks.

GoonHawk by K-Moneeeeey July 23, 2008

GoonHawk 

when people get mohawks, who shouldnt have a mohawk, they are actually wearing the goonhawk.

Jason: Hey Kroeger you should get a mohawk again it was awesome last time

Kroeger: Ok Jason you are always right i like your ass

Jason: Dude, you look like a goon, you got a goonhawk

GoonHawk by Auneeezy October 13, 2005