goobenhawk

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.

The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.

by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018

GoonHawk

A duplicate mohawk shaved into the heads of kids who saw a cool dude with a tight mohawk and wanted to be as cool as him.

Jason: Dude your mohawk is awesome!

Chris: Shit yeah! Too bad all those other dorks saw mine and wanted to be as cool as me and now we have kids walkin around all over with Goonhawks.

by K-Moneeeeey July 23, 2008

GoonHawk

when people get mohawks, who shouldnt have a mohawk, they are actually wearing the goonhawk.

Jason: Hey Kroeger you should get a mohawk again it was awesome last time

Kroeger: Ok Jason you are always right i like your ass

Jason: Dude, you look like a goon, you got a goonhawk

by Auneeezy October 13, 2005