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gonoherpasyphalitis 

A description of someone who has or could have multiple STDs due to being very sexually active

Also known as dick rot disease.
He has gonoherpasyphalitis because he/she has been with...
gonoherpasyphalitis by nydyn December 20, 2008
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gonaherpasyphilitis 

A combination of sexually transmitted diseases, usually contracted from gutter sluts or swamp donkeys. Has no known cure.
Dave: Conrad, what did you do last night?
Conrad: I caught gonaherpasyphilitis from that nasty assed gutter slut that hangs around the bar. Now I have dried, crusted, oozing sores on my genitals. Very itchy!
Dave: Oh thats nasty!!
gonaherpasyphilitis by DarthSirius January 20, 2009

gynaherpasyphalitis 

a derogatory term used to describe a man/woman who has the "gift" that keeps on giving.
Stacey has gynaherpasyphalitis. I had to go see the doc and get rodded. Man that whore is burning.
gynaherpasyphalitis by frikybi September 15, 2007

Gonorherpasyphilitis 

A STD in which a person has Gonorrhea, Herpes, and Syphilis at the same time.
"Dude, I can't believe my girlfriend slept with that motherfucker"

"It's ok dude, she probably has Gonorherpasyphilitis by now."
Gonorherpasyphilitis by Claudio____ November 28, 2007

ghonaherpasyphalitis 

An insane amount of sexual infections and sexual diseases all concocted into one super massive ailment.
Patrons with ghonaherpasyphalitis include:
Lady GaGa
Marshall Mathers

Bill Gates
Martha Stuart

Gordon Ramsey
Lindsay Lohan

Chris Faccone

Kevin Thoman AKA Coffee Bean
Jessica Galli

Jeff Marta

Stephanie McCausland

Joyce beck
Kalika Kalima aka Meghan Hamilton
Jessica Noble

Mark Hammel aka Luke Skywalker
Carl Manwieller close to gateway skytrain *** HE HAS F.A.S. cant miss him... Looks like a rat
DARTH VADER
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