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gonaherpasyphilitis 

A combination of sexually transmitted diseases, usually contracted from gutter sluts or swamp donkeys. Has no known cure.
Dave: Conrad, what did you do last night?
Conrad: I caught gonaherpasyphilitis from that nasty assed gutter slut that hangs around the bar. Now I have dried, crusted, oozing sores on my genitals. Very itchy!
Dave: Oh thats nasty!!
gonaherpasyphilitis by DarthSirius January 20, 2009

gynaherpasyphalitis 

a derogatory term used to describe a man/woman who has the "gift" that keeps on giving.
Stacey has gynaherpasyphalitis. I had to go see the doc and get rodded. Man that whore is burning.
gynaherpasyphalitis by frikybi September 15, 2007

Gonorherpasyphilitis 

A STD in which a person has Gonorrhea, Herpes, and Syphilis at the same time.
"Dude, I can't believe my girlfriend slept with that motherfucker"

"It's ok dude, she probably has Gonorherpasyphilitis by now."
Gonorherpasyphilitis by Claudio____ November 28, 2007

ghonaherpasyphalitis 

An insane amount of sexual infections and sexual diseases all concocted into one super massive ailment.
Patrons with ghonaherpasyphalitis include:
Lady GaGa
Marshall Mathers

Bill Gates
Martha Stuart

Gordon Ramsey
Lindsay Lohan

Chris Faccone

Kevin Thoman AKA Coffee Bean
Jessica Galli

Jeff Marta

Stephanie McCausland

Joyce beck
Kalika Kalima aka Meghan Hamilton
Jessica Noble

Mark Hammel aka Luke Skywalker
Carl Manwieller close to gateway skytrain *** HE HAS F.A.S. cant miss him... Looks like a rat
DARTH VADER

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026