ghonaherpasyphalitis

An insane amount of sexual infections and sexual diseases all concocted into one super massive ailment.

Patrons with ghonaherpasyphalitis include:
Lady GaGa
Marshall Mathers

Bill Gates
Martha Stuart

Gordon Ramsey
Lindsay Lohan

Chris Faccone

Kevin Thoman AKA Coffee Bean
Jessica Galli

Jeff Marta

Stephanie McCausland

Joyce beck
Kalika Kalima aka Meghan Hamilton
Jessica Noble

Mark Hammel aka Luke Skywalker
Carl Manwieller close to gateway skytrain *** HE HAS F.A.S. cant miss him... Looks like a rat
DARTH VADER

ghonaherpasyphalitis by LUVA & fluGGY & Jugs & BumFuz September 13, 2009

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gonaherpasyphilitis

A combination of sexually transmitted diseases, usually contracted from gutter sluts or swamp donkeys. Has no known cure.

Dave: Conrad, what did you do last night?
Conrad: I caught gonaherpasyphilitis from that nasty assed gutter slut that hangs around the bar. Now I have dried, crusted, oozing sores on my genitals. Very itchy!
Dave: Oh thats nasty!!

gonaherpasyphilitis by DarthSirius January 20, 2009

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gynaherpasyphalitis

a derogatory term used to describe a man/woman who has the "gift" that keeps on giving.

Stacey has gynaherpasyphalitis. I had to go see the doc and get rodded. Man that whore is burning.

gynaherpasyphalitis by frikybi September 15, 2007

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gonoherpasyphalitis

A description of someone who has or could have multiple STDs due to being very sexually active

Also known as dick rot disease.

He has gonoherpasyphalitis because he/she has been with...

gonoherpasyphalitis by nydyn December 20, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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