Gonorherpasyphilitis

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A STD in which a person has Gonorrhea, Herpes, and Syphilis at the same time.

"Dude, I can't believe my girlfriend slept with that motherfucker"

"It's ok dude, she probably has Gonorherpasyphilitis by now."

Gonorherpasyphilitis by Claudio____ November 28, 2007

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gonnaherpasyphilitis

what a guy is likely to receive after fuckin a nasty slut

my doctor told me i had gonnaherpasyphilitis

my doctor gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis then charged me to get rid of it

dirty bar bitch gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis

or just 4 giggles

i caught gonnaherpasyphilitis from the turducken

gonnaherpasyphilitis by my butt December 10, 2006

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gonaherpasyphilitis

A combination of sexually transmitted diseases, usually contracted from gutter sluts or swamp donkeys. Has no known cure.

Dave: Conrad, what did you do last night?
Conrad: I caught gonaherpasyphilitis from that nasty assed gutter slut that hangs around the bar. Now I have dried, crusted, oozing sores on my genitals. Very itchy!
Dave: Oh thats nasty!!

gonaherpasyphilitis by DarthSirius January 20, 2009

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gonoherpasyphalitis

A description of someone who has or could have multiple STDs due to being very sexually active

Also known as dick rot disease.

He has gonoherpasyphalitis because he/she has been with...

gonoherpasyphalitis by nydyn December 20, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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