gonaherpasyphilitis

A combination of sexually transmitted diseases, usually contracted from gutter sluts or swamp donkeys. Has no known cure.

Dave: Conrad, what did you do last night?
Conrad: I caught gonaherpasyphilitis from that nasty assed gutter slut that hangs around the bar. Now I have dried, crusted, oozing sores on my genitals. Very itchy!
Dave: Oh thats nasty!!

by DarthSirius January 20, 2009

gonnaherpasyphilitis

what a guy is likely to receive after fuckin a nasty slut

my doctor told me i had gonnaherpasyphilitis

my doctor gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis then charged me to get rid of it

dirty bar bitch gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis

or just 4 giggles

i caught gonnaherpasyphilitis from the turducken

by my butt December 10, 2006

gonaherpasyphilis

Commonly refered to as the triple whammy, consiting of herpes, gonareaha, and syphilis. One should cut ones dick off immediately upon receiving this STD.

I gave clarise the white dragon, and now my dick has turned black from gonaherpasyphilis.

by pinto partier November 10, 2008

Gonaherpesyphilitis

A highly contagious and deadly cocktail of a minimum of 3 contagious STD’s. Pop off’s, prostitutes, both male and female, or all around just dirty people should be questioned before making any form of physical contact or risk infection.

“yo bro you wanna hit this blunt?” Na niggy, I don’t wanna catch that gonaherpesyphilitis. Everyone already knows how you do.

by Textbomber October 27, 2018

ganaherpesyphilitis

Any disease which can be picked up durring sex.

Paulie: She looks pretty good, tha one.
Jayson: Yeah, but she's full of the ganaherpesyphilitis.
Paulie: How do you know?
Jayson: <looks down>

by Mr. Mayor September 12, 2006

gonaherpasyphiliaids

A all over STD containing gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis and aids. it pretty much means your all over fucked up.

WHOAH!! your genital area is all over messed up looking,
you must have gonaherpasyphiliaids.

by williamaustin April 10, 2008

Gonaherpasyphilitus

A clusterfuck of STDs that make you shit butterflies.

Gina went to the doctor and found out she had gonaherpasyphilitus. Upon hearing this, she shat a butterfly.

by iLUFF May 22, 2009