Definitions by frikybi
obnoxious anal emissions
the disgusting splattering sound a man or woman hopefuly a woman makes after having anal sex. due to the fact that the asshole has become so loose it just flaps in the breeze.
Damn after I fucked that whore in the ass, she made the most astonishing sound. She looked over her shoulder and said you will have to excuse my obnoxious anal emissions, but I can only take so much.
obnoxious anal emissions by frikybi September 15, 2007
oral constipation
when someone who is usually full of words and useless sayings is suddenly put on the spot, and can't find shit to say. A lack of words.
When Pres. Bush was asked why we are in Iraq, his jaw just dropped. He must suffer from oral constipation.
When i asked my best friend why he was fucking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.
When i asked my best friend why he was fucking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.
oral constipation by frikybi September 15, 2007