gynaherpasyphalitis

a derogatory term used to describe a man/woman who has the "gift" that keeps on giving.
Stacey has gynaherpasyphalitis. I had to go see the doc and get rodded. Man that whore is burning.
by frikybi September 05, 2007
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oral constipation

when someone who is usually full of words and useless sayings is suddenly put on the spot, and can't find shit to say. A lack of words.
When Pres. Bush was asked why we are in Iraq, his jaw just dropped. He must suffer from oral constipation.
When i asked my best friend why he was fucking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.
by frikybi September 05, 2007
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obnoxious anal emissions

the disgusting splattering sound a man or woman hopefuly a woman makes after having anal sex. due to the fact that the asshole has become so loose it just flaps in the breeze.
Damn after I fucked that whore in the ass, she made the most astonishing sound. She looked over her shoulder and said you will have to excuse my obnoxious anal emissions, but I can only take so much.
by frikybi September 05, 2007
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