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homophiliac 

ryofire is a homophiliac.
homophiliac by uy lam August 24, 2005

gameophiliac 

A person who possesses an obsession with video games. Can be used to describe: someone that plays video games for 8 hours a day or more almost everyday, or everyday; someone who can answer nearly or all of your video game questions you could possibly have; someone who constantly would rather sit at home, work, or wherever and play video games instead of spending time with his/her friends; someone who spends the majority of their time doing something video game related.
John: Dude how much time do you spend playing video games anyways?
Larry: About 9.
John: You're a total gameophiliac.

Chuck: Hey, when did the Atari 2600-
Jackie: 1975
Chuck: ....OK. Do you know who invented Mar-
Jackie: Shigeru Miyamoto
~20 successfully answered video game questions later~
Chuck: You're a gameophiliac, you know that?
Jackie: Yeah.

Adam: Andy, wanna go to the lake with me today? Ryan and Max will be there.
Andy: No, I'm playing video games right now.
Adam: Oh my god, you are always playing video games. Every time I ask you to do something, you're always busy with a video game. You are starting to become a total gameophiliac.
Andy: DUDE SHUT UP! I'm playing COD4 on Live and I can't hear my teammates.

Bill: You're friend is pretty tight. What does she do for a living?
Hayden: Oh, she works for Nintendo.
Bill: Wow. Is she a gameophiliac?
Hayden: Pretty much.
gameophiliac by Yogérto October 19, 2008

Godophilia 

A sexual attraction/fetish to Gods or other religious higherup beings.
Guy 1: "I want to have sex with a god."

Guy 2: "So you have Godophilia?"
Godophilia by MemeBuster3641 January 21, 2021

Gazophiliac 

John is a Gazophiliac he masturbates to Alien Porn every single day!
Gazophiliac by Crumb Loverslake March 20, 2022

Homophiliac 

A person who bleeds profusely when in the presence of a person of the homosexual persuasion. Stemming from homophobia and hemophilia. Typically the person that has Homophilia is homophobic because of the fact that they make them bleed.
Bob"DUDE!, why are you bleeding from your pores?!?!!?!"
Tim"I'm a Homophiliac and you're the only one here so you must be gay.

Bob"No way can I be gay, I'm a construction worker and I hangout with cowboys all day.
Tim"Well that explains the bleeding".
Homophiliac by ORANGEjoe June 15, 2009

Homophiliac 

A disorder characterized by the delayed or stunted ability to tolerate gay people, often resulting in being overly nosey and judgmental towards their sexual preferences.
Jim: "Pray the gay away!"

Tom: "Jim, stop being such a homophiliac! Who they're attracted to is none of your business."
Homophiliac by FurryCatPaws May 30, 2018