homophiliac
ryofire is a homophiliac.
homophiliac by uy lam August 24, 2005
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Homophiliac
A person who bleeds profusely when in the presence of a person of the homosexual persuasion. Stemming from homophobia and hemophilia. Typically the person that has Homophilia is homophobic because of the fact that they make them bleed.
Bob"DUDE!, why are you bleeding from your pores?!?!!?!"
Tim"I'm a Homophiliac and you're the only one here so you must be gay.
Bob"No way can I be gay, I'm a construction worker and I hangout with cowboys all day.
Tim"Well that explains the bleeding".
Tim"I'm a Homophiliac and you're the only one here so you must be gay.
Bob"No way can I be gay, I'm a construction worker and I hangout with cowboys all day.
Tim"Well that explains the bleeding".
Homophiliac by ORANGEjoe June 15, 2009
Homophiliac
A disorder characterized by the delayed or stunted ability to tolerate gay people, often resulting in being overly nosey and judgmental towards their sexual preferences.
Jim: "Pray the gay away!"
Tom: "Jim, stop being such a homophiliac! Who they're attracted to is none of your business."
Tom: "Jim, stop being such a homophiliac! Who they're attracted to is none of your business."
Homophiliac by FurryCatPaws May 30, 2018
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Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005
homophilic
One who is obsessed with gaydom and is the complete antithesis of a homophobic person.
Origin: In biology, the suffix "philic" is used to describe attraction. For instance, something that is hydrophilic is attracted to water (while something that is hydrophobic is repelled by water.)
Origin: In biology, the suffix "philic" is used to describe attraction. For instance, something that is hydrophilic is attracted to water (while something that is hydrophobic is repelled by water.)
She is so homophilic--her ipod is filled with tracks from Tegan and Sara, the Indigo Girls, and Ani Difranco.
He is so homophilic--his ipod is filled with the Scissor Sisters, Elton John, and the Village People.
He is so homophilic--his ipod is filled with the Scissor Sisters, Elton John, and the Village People.
homophilic by Homophilics (H&I) March 22, 2005
hemophiliac
A person who is affected with hemophilia. Hemophilia is a hereditary blood defect in which blood clotting is delayed that occurs almost exclusively in males. There is difficulty in controlling hemorrhage even after minor injuries.
His doctors became aware that he was a hemophiliac when he accidently cut himself and the bleeding could not be controlled easily.
hemophiliac by Holly M January 17, 2008
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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Zach B. February 11, 2004
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