golovin

THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WERLD
RUSSIAN MVP

EASILY DOMINATING LIGUE 1 AT GOATNACO

Golovin is gonna be...
GOLOVIN IS GOING TO BE THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD

Other uses:
Goatlovin Goalovin

by GOATLOVIN November 21, 2021

hot gloving

Taking a condom that you've just used, turning it inside out and using it again.

Jane got pregnant because Johnny likes hot gloving.

by Kris "Ziggy" December 29, 2007

Gloving

The art of giving glove lightshows. :')

Shit... Ha-Ha and Yoshie just did a tag-team lightshow for me. I was just melting.. They're some fuckin experts at gloving. PLUR!

by ssstaxxx July 15, 2010

goovin

a big fat retarded creature who lumbers around all day, and can only sleep when cuddling...its homosexuality is questioned at times.

whats that fat thing over there cuddling with benny? oh wait, thats arbie, he is a goovin

by bubba! March 30, 2009

Double Gloving

When you finger two hot chicas at the same time In a hot frantic love threesome that will make you feel like a gloved sex demon

e.g. Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I was up all night double gloving Saffy and Georgia them two cosy mittens from last night, I wore them like a pair of moist gauntlets"

by silkysmoothandgeneralmastertye May 22, 2014

Double gloving

The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.

Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.

by AxonL July 5, 2020

Baseball-gloving

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

Did you see her baseball-gloving that guys face after she defeated him?

by Miss Tracey xox September 26, 2010