gollywop

An affliction confined to the female of the species. Every twenty eight days, a sexually mature woman suffers from the gollywops as evidenced by a bloody vagina and an ill temper.

Take that gun from da bitch, she got da gollywops.

by Huckaboo June 25, 2006

Gollywop

To violently press a person’s off switch with a single punch that harnesses the power of Zeus

Little Conor was talking shit, but then Colin had enough and gave him the gollywop.

by RimReaper0 July 14, 2024

Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.

I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.

by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.

Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"

by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021

Gollywospiping

1 (verb). The act of continuing to talk about something non-relatable or off topic in a conversation.

1. "Stop gollywospiping! We need to reset the budget!"

by NoFear14 March 13, 2021

gollywonker

A more appropriate way of saying a part of the male anatomy often referred to as the penis.

Kid: Hey, mommy my gollywonker hurts.

Mommy: Have you been drinking a lot of orange juice?

Kid: Yes.

by o Tempest o January 16, 2009

Gollywospip

1. When some one continues to talk for a long time about something not related to your coversation

1. Wow! All Eric did was gollywospip during the dinner date.

by NoFear14 March 13, 2021