gollywonker 

A more appropriate way of saying a part of the male anatomy often referred to as the penis.

Kid: Hey, mommy my gollywonker hurts.

Mommy: Have you been drinking a lot of orange juice?

Kid: Yes.

gollywonker by o Tempest o January 16, 2009

jollywonkered 

jol-E-won-ker
An adjective, adverb, verb, or noun referencing an object that is somehow not how it is supposed to be. Can be used in place of such words as "broken", "damaged", "crooked", "fucked up", "wobbly", "messed up" etc. When used as a verb, jollywonkered is past tense; future tense is the same as the noun form, simply "jollywonker". "Jollywonkering" is also sometimes used as the present-tense verb form...synonymous with "messing around", "playing", "breaking", "ruining" etc.

1(Adjective): The earthquake shook the building so hard that everything inside is jollywonkered.

2(Adverb): Wow, that guy is missing his left leg and he is walking all jollywonkered like.

3(Verb, Past-tense): I don't know how you jollywonkered that Kama Sutra position up enough to dislocate your shoulder last night.

4(Noun): Only a jollywonker like you would confuse the Cleveland Steamer and the Dirty Sanchez!

5(Verb, Present-tense): Stop jollywonkering around with that thing in public.

jollywonkered by CC23 February 2, 2009

gobblywonkers 

A term that means extremely large boobies

That Girl has the smallest Gobblywonkers I have ever seen!

gobblywonkers by Toesniffer November 29, 2021

gollywomper 

The fleshy dangly thing in the back of your throat.

Dude, whenever food touches my gollywomper I gag!

gollywomper by J and J productions June 6, 2023

Hollywonkered 

verb. the act extremely surprised or flabbergasted

“i’m absolutely hollywonkered at that comment you made

Hollywonkered by Ratsmacker9 December 19, 2023