goldric

a ship between edric blight and hunter aka the golden guard from the owl house. although the characters never met, probably never will, the ship just makes sense. oh and all hot people ship them

Person 1: goldric is my favourite ship from the owl house

Person 2: u're so hot marry me pls

goldric by urmomsgayforme September 5, 2021

Godrick 

Some bunghole who will chop of your arm and graft it to himself

Steve: AWW MAN godrick stole my leg

Godrick by Megatrons bitch March 27, 2022

goldbrick 

1. to avoid doing what you are supposed to be doing

2. a person who avoids doing what they are supposed to be doing

Why are you always goldbricking? Why can't you be more like your brother?

goldbrick by Light Joker May 15, 2006

goldicrotch 

derogatory nickname for a person with blonde pubic hair.

Girl 1: Hey, did you hook up with that hot blonde last night?
Girl 2: No, I was scarred for life thanks to his goldicrotch.

goldicrotch by L Duff December 9, 2008

Goodrich, WI 

A hick town in North Central Wisconsin located on the intersection of Highways 64 and 97. Consists of a bar, a church, and a saw mill.

Let's go out to Goodrich, WI and get drunk and shoot shit.

Goodrich, WI by GoodrichGrant April 22, 2009

Goldicock 

An adjective used to describe a penis that's not too big, not too small, but just right.

For men: "I always worried girls thought I was small, but last night Sarah told me I had a Goldicock so I feel much better."

For women: "Telling guys with small dicks they have Goldicocks is way easier than having to deal with their insecurities."

Goldicock by blinkeythefish April 27, 2010

Goldicocks

A woman who measures the penis size of all her dates so she can provide gory details to her friends.

We nicknamed our friend Goldicocks because she would come back from dates and rate the men's penis size, "this one is too big," "this one is too small," "this one is just right."

Goldicocks by Faster Redhead June 4, 2016