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goldbricker 

Someone who cheats at completing a task, duty, or job.

To cheat; swindle.
"Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker." -Walter Sobchack, from The Big Lebowski (1998)
goldbricker by Dustin December 2, 2003
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goldbricker 

A slacker. Someone who milks a job to get more money.
When are those union goldbrickers going to finish that job ? They've turned a two month project into six.
goldbricker by BigTed1203 August 27, 2009

goldbricker 

noun. A person who always has a better story to tell.
Joey is such a goldbricker. I told him about the time I found $100 on the sidewalk and he said he once found $500.
goldbricker by Beretta May 16, 2006

goldbrick 

1. to avoid doing what you are supposed to be doing

2. a person who avoids doing what they are supposed to be doing
Why are you always goldbricking? Why can't you be more like your brother?
goldbrick by Light Joker May 15, 2006

goldbricking 

To loaf or goof around on the job. Supposedly an old union term describing laborers (or more specifically, bricklayers) who were going so slow, it was as if each brick were made of solid gold. One can alse be referred to as a "goldbricker".
Dude, I spent all day at work goldbricking - surfing the web, making long distance phone calls - basically just picking my ass.
goldbricking by The Colonel August 5, 2003

goldbricking 

Sitting around and looking good, but doing nothing.

Always applied to lazy people, but best addressed to those who pretend to be working in order to look industrious, and avoid punishment or harder jobs; also, for those who think they are attractive and therefore shouldn't have to work.
1. "That counter is clean, so don't pretend to wipe it -- you're just goldbricking so you can stand around and chit-chat."

2. "Don't stand there goldbricking; you're not too cute to wash your own damn dishes."

Also: "I just asked myself, 'Where would I go if I was goldbricking?' -- and there you were." -- Sgt. Mary Gumm, from Friday, by Robert A. Heinlein.
goldbricking by ladiesbane June 12, 2011

Golddicker 

It's a golddigger but there also a thot at the same time
Jack-Fuck there's that bitch again she a golddicker
James-Yeah man she's a big fucking golddicker
Golddicker by Xokoe January 22, 2019
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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