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Trailer Park Goulash
Trailer Park Goulash by karlhungus April 17, 2014
Edd Gould
Edd Gould by Neurotoxinate August 19, 2016
Goulet
To screw someone over in a beer trade, I.e. to promise to send whalez & not send anything after you've received beer from them
Goulet by South Central PA Beer Lover March 29, 2015
Gokul
The most powerful being in the universe. He was present before time itself and defies all laws of reality. He can pass through multiple dimensions and warp space and time to his bidding. Gokul is present within this current world, masquerading as a weak mortal. No one knows what his true intentions are, as it remains a mystery to know what he will do in the future. Mess with Gokul and you mess with death itself, perhaps even more powerful. Gokul can create multiple realities and can fuse multiple time slices together, as he is in the past, present and future. There has been speculation of a clan that knows and has seen Gokul's true mortal body, and aims to follow his path and observe him throughout their lives. They are known as the Gokulites, faithful followers that aim to learn about the true origin of the world and his rivalry between Balance itself, known as the Yiyang.
"Have you given your offerings to Lord Gokul"
"Yes I have, I am not a fool that engages in the bickering of mortals, I have better things to do."
"Very good, now let us bow down to Gokul"
"Yes I have, I am not a fool that engages in the bickering of mortals, I have better things to do."
"Very good, now let us bow down to Gokul"
Gokul by Gokulite#1 May 25, 2019
Grimy Goulash
The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.
Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.
Grimy Goulash by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Edd gould
Edd gould is a famous youtuber named Edd.He loves the color green and cola.
He is very talented and "pretty swell."
He's also artistic.
He is very talented and "pretty swell."
He's also artistic.
Edd gould by Its_yo_gurl_dictionary June 9, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.