v. to masturbate next to a woman instead of having sexual intercourse with her in an attempt to shame her.
that bitch didn't want to fuck so i just goulded myself all over the place. that'll be the last time that hoe tries to deny.
by david andrew June 10, 2008
Of the genus 'weiner scrotumless'.
Often identified by high pitch squealing exclamations in classrooms and public areas.
The gould may become flustered and angry at constant jeers directed at its somewhat awkward and unappealing appearance.
Will become bright red after any mild physical activity (including crying) and/or any payouts directed towards it.
Often identified by high pitch squealing exclamations in classrooms and public areas.
The gould may become flustered and angry at constant jeers directed at its somewhat awkward and unappealing appearance.
Will become bright red after any mild physical activity (including crying) and/or any payouts directed towards it.
by Jonathan Turgid Leg October 02, 2007
Woman: "I can't help you right now, I am doing my make up"
Man: "Oh gould. I'll find some other way"
Man: "Oh gould. I'll find some other way"
by AyStyle August 26, 2018
An average looking teenager. Messy hair, lazy, well hung, looks stoned 24/7. Someone who doesn't appear special in any way, but gets invited into girls pants with the slightest smile, possibly due to some type of mind control or powerful chemical hormone.
by FavaCock January 03, 2014
by Klitch182 February 09, 2019
Man 1: plays something amazing on the guitar like prowler
Man 2: plays hey there delilah
Man 1: "wow nice job goulding that up"
Man 2: plays hey there delilah
Man 1: "wow nice job goulding that up"
by solidus snakes March 20, 2009
by The Fresh Fish March 30, 2009