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A male name. It has links to the god of roman mythology; Mars. The name Morten have connections to both "death" and "master of war".

It can also be used when comparing someone to an Emperor, King, Übermenchen, an expert at something, or someone simply of a more advanced intelligence or a higher status. People that are too f***ing skilled can also be compared to "Morten" (in many ways!).
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"Look at that guy, he's a friggin' expert!"
"Yeah! He's so good his name must be Morten!"

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"Oh my gawd..! Yes! Holy sh**! You're so good. You're just so f***ing good! I'm totally exhausted! We need to do this more often!"
"Hehe, glad to hear that. I guess you could almost call me Morten."
by Dradeel May 18, 2007
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A Morten/Mortenanker is often used to describe the quintessence of perfection, often displayed in a delicious, soft-haired young boy. A person or an object who can be defined as the closest thing to perfect on Earth. The word "Mortenlicious" is a common expression wich also describes a fantastic thing or a feeling.
Random babe: OMG look at that boy over there!! I could totally do him!

Random babe2: Jeah omgf he is like the most delicious, handsome, good-looking, i-could-totally-do-him ON EARTH! He is SUCH a Morten!

Random gayguy1: OMG over there! Now THAT is why I'm gay!

Random gayguy2: I could so invite him to my cocktail party.

Lesbian1 (looks at this angel-lookalike creature): IM SO STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW.

Lesbian2: Damn that hurts.. A total Morten.
by peter the pony December 01, 2008
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A guy that is totally awesome, and most likely have a boat, so awesome....
Dayum that guy is surely a Morten, look at that super yacht.
by huehuehuehuehuehueheuheuheu October 02, 2013
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a Morten is a person who by pure ignorance does something really silly, and by accident causes extreme disaster
When trying to disable a nuclearbomb, the Morten goes "Look at me, im disarming the bomb by biting the wires" *BOOOOOOM*
by Korsa March 03, 2004
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Morten is an amazing guy who will treat you like a princess. He’s hilarious and knows how to make the sun shine on a cloudy day. He’s wise and is the best person to go to for advice. He’s extremely romantic and makes you feel... there’s no words to describe how wonderful he’ll make you feel. He can be sensitive so make sure you treat him right and remind him that he’s the only one and how much you love him. He can be stubborn at times. Mortens will always be honest with you. If you ask for his opinion, he’ll tell you what he thinks despite if it seems harsh. He only does it because he truly cares. You will never have to worry about him cheating on you. He always keeps his promises and will always try his best to make sure you’re happy. If you meet a Morten, never let him go because you’ll never meet anyone like him.
Omg you and your boyfriend are so cute!! I wish I had a boyfriend like him!! What’s his name?

Morten 😍

No wonder he’s so perfect!!
by Morten’sgirl December 01, 2018
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How males that are very strongly bonded refer to each other. Can be measured as a percentage (mortency) eg we are at 500% mortency. Women cannot be mortens.
Bob and Jeff are mortens.
Their mortency is at 300%
by Mortency Manager May 05, 2011
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