"Morten" is a name that is surprisingly given to male humans, although the personality of Mortens usually represents that of a puppy. Although the name has its root from "Master of War", most Mortens are usually rather a master of cuddles.
Morten likes to follow you around and spread happiness and joy with jokes and smiles. Overall a Morten
will seem like a great guy, although very emotionally immature. He
will try his best to make anyone happy, but his selfish needs
will always be first priority. Mortens are great to hang out with and befriend, but due to their kiss-ass nature, they
will make toxic relations and sometimes become toxic.
Morten's behavior is highly dependant on the people they hang around. Morten does not have much willpower and
will let others take the lead in most situations. It is also for the best to never ever indulge in dating a Morten. Even though Morten
will be kind, loving and appreciative of you, he
will be jealous, lying and cheating as well. Accountability is not something Morten
will take, but he
will at certain times try to mimic it, if it serves a purpose for him.
Girl 1: Omg
that guy is so cute!
Girl 2:
IKR? Such a Morten! Don't date him though!
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: He has a gf and cheated on her yesterday, he would
prolly do it again and not tell her...
Girl 1: Yeah okay that's a very Morten thing to do
