gogurd

A phrase coined by Call of Duty player and youtube star: Elpresador. Gogurd stands for Gun On Gun Your Done, another name for Barebones Pure.

Elpresador: YO LETS GO PLAY SOME GOGURD. NONE OF THAT TEAM DEATHMATCH BULLSHIT.

Larry: what the hell is gogurd.

Elpresador: STANDS FOR GUN ON GUN YOUR DONE, SON!

by oJaames March 20, 2011

Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.

Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 30, 2020

GoGuardian

The crappiest piece of shit ever. Just another excuse for teachers to ruin your hopes and dreams even more. If your teachers find goguardian, smash your device.

Goguardian danger if you see it on your device, run.

by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

GoGuardian

One of the worst fucking extensions you can ever have. Normally used in a school environment. Restricts people from random websites for no reason and is just a pain in the ass overall.

I can't read this article because GoGuardian won't let me. Fuck this shit

by ttricksyz May 29, 2020

goguardian

a blocker that doesn't let you do a single thing in the internet except watch youtube videos and chat on zoom or google.

bruh, our Chromebooks are monitored by goguardian now!

by theogjesus May 30, 2020

Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian)

GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.

I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.

FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!

I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook

by Random Words & Definitions October 27, 2022

Gogurt

The last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after cum.

You: Fuck man I totally just got rekt by an undesirable amount of after cum
Friend: Well did you Gogurt?
You: ... Shit... no I completely forgot
Friend: Well there's your problem my friend, you gotta GoGURT or go home

by I_Gogurt January 8, 2015