gogurd
A phrase coined by Call of Duty player and youtube star: Elpresador. Gogurd stands for Gun On Gun Your Done, another name for Barebones Pure.
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Gourd Dick
A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.
The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.
Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
Gourd Dick by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 30, 2020
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gogurd • gogurt • gourd • Gogurting • Gourding • GoGaurdian • gourd dick • GoGuardian Eggplant_Happying • GoGuide • Gogurte
GoGuardian
The crappiest piece of shit ever. Just another excuse for teachers to ruin your hopes and dreams even more. If your teachers find goguardian, smash your device.
GoGuardian by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020
GoGuardian
One of the worst fucking extensions you can ever have. Normally used in a school environment. Restricts people from random websites for no reason and is just a pain in the ass overall.
GoGuardian by ttricksyz May 29, 2020
goguardian
a blocker that doesn't let you do a single thing in the internet except watch youtube videos and chat on zoom or google.
goguardian by theogjesus May 30, 2020
Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian)
GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.
I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.
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I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.
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I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook
Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) by Random Words & Definitions October 27, 2022
Gogurt
The last stage of male masturbation where one pinches starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any leftover semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with after cum.
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