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Chromebooks

Any shitty laptop used in a school or education setting, does not need to run ChromeOS, just needs to have specs horrible enough that you can’t run more than two tabs on Google and watch YouTube videos at more than 360p. Beautifully paired with a shit wifi connection.
I fucking hate these Chromebooks I can’t even use ChatGPT on them, FUCK!!
Chromebooks by fuckchromebooks September 10, 2025

school's chromebooks 

something that blocks every site except google drive and google classroom for some fucking reason
Id rather die than have to deal with the school's chromebooks

Chromebook 

My chromebook Won' t turn on

My chromebook has Ckauthenticator

Damn this shitty device

Chromebook 

A worthless hunk of junk that’s too expensive for the shitty quality it gives. There’s nothing to do except anything Google, no caps lock, and no benefits whatsoever. It’s THAT bad! Yet EVERY school thinks it’s nessecary and hopes to eliminate the clear more used and better Windows and/or Mac.
<Teacher> Ok class, today we’ll be using Chromebooks
<Student> *Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
<Teacher> Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...
Chromebook by notliamarmy17 August 27, 2018

Chromebook 

Useless pieces of technology that can only really get on google. (You can't download anything other than videos, photos, music, and work documents) IT IS NOT GOOD FOR PERSONAL USE!
I tried playing a game on my Chromebook, but it turns out it cant play it. I also tried watching a video on YouTube, but the resolution can only go up to 720p. I should've bought that laptop for the same price. What a waste.
Chromebook by The Unknown tit January 12, 2018

Chromebook 

A Chromebook is a laptop of a different breed. Instead of Windows 10 or Mac OS X, Chromebooks run Google's Chrome OS. These machines are designed to be used primarily while connected to the Internet, with almost no applications and no caps lock button. As a result, these clamshells don't have a ton of features and are pretty much useless.
Alexander: that number 40 is complete shit
Max: yea he's the literal definition of a Chromebook
Chromebook by JVFerda April 9, 2017
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