GoGaurdian

Spy Ware

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by eerreressssdaas November 18, 2020

GoGaurdian

The chrome extension summoned by satanic worshippers to haunt and steal the souls of children. Watching poor kids in their sleep, Satan is summoned after 24 hours of use, sucking the souls of any person unfortunate enough to be nearby. The “website blocked” page is created via the use of a pentagram, and the viewing of this page means that your school has beed infiltrated by demons and is in need of an exorcism. If you see the GoGaurdian extension installed, contact the nearest church and run. Run far, far away, preferably Scandinavia.

Oh no, GoGaurdian is installed. MOM, what’s the number for the church in town?

by AcidumMagni November 21, 2021

GoGuardian

The crappiest piece of shit ever. Just another excuse for teachers to ruin your hopes and dreams even more. If your teachers find goguardian, smash your device.

Goguardian danger if you see it on your device, run.

by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

GoGuardian

One of the worst fucking extensions you can ever have. Normally used in a school environment. Restricts people from random websites for no reason and is just a pain in the ass overall.

I can't read this article because GoGuardian won't let me. Fuck this shit

by ttricksyz May 29, 2020

goguardian

a blocker that doesn't let you do a single thing in the internet except watch youtube videos and chat on zoom or google.

bruh, our Chromebooks are monitored by goguardian now!

by theogjesus May 30, 2020

Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian)

GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.

I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.

FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!

I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook

by Random Words & Definitions October 27, 2022

goguardian

shitty school extension that invades students privacy

why did it exist i the first place tho? they shouldve set their marketing to "invade students privacy" or something like that. Im scared that my teacher can see my browsing history, yt vids i watch, and all of those nasty stuff. im really thinking of using my pc because of that, and take control on what they are invading. just for laughs but i might hack their mainframe because ik a little bit of batch coding. but one thing thats keep triggering my BS alarm is the fact they can see everything your searching, then if your searching "stuff" goguardian is going to buzz the "WTF ARE YOU SEARCHING EAT THIS BARRIER B***H" block screen. after that its going to make log info then send it to the it and admins. how do i know that? ITS BECAUSE I DECOMPILED IT AND SAW THE CODE FUNCTIONS AND THE CODE ITSELF. they didnt even did a good job making goguardian. one time i used a chromebook exploit to corrupt the extension and "disable" it for the next 6-8 months. too bad it got patched.

by Plainspup March 19, 2021