gognio 

1)Something totally epic
2)Something totally BULLSHIT
3)eeeeen

YOU'RE FUCKING GOGNIO
damn man this shit is gognio nigga aaaaawwAOOOOo

gognio by Zetared November 8, 2007

goglio 

Theresah O’hare.

Person 1 “she’s such a Goglio”
Person 2 “ ye if I was her I were her I’d die in a hole

goglio by Goglioslayer69 February 5, 2022

Vinnie Gognitti 

An unintentionally adorable character from the Max Payne games. A gangster who hates Russians, cannot aim, beats up under-age call girls, wants to control the gun-trade and is completely obsessed with the Adventures of Captain Baseball Bat-Boy, which eventually results in his downfall.

Is it wrong to find Vinnie Gognitti attractive?

Vinnie Gognitti by Mrs Gognitti March 18, 2004

Gooniör’s Law 

Everything is 50/50. Either something happens or it doesn’t.

“You gonna fuck that bitch?”

“Man it’s Gooniör’s Law, maybe it’ll happen maybe it won’t.”

Gooniör’s Law by decoldestcrawford June 26, 2021

Goonion 

A group who outwardly appear as a workers' union, such as SEIU, AFL-CIO, or UAW, but who are used by politicians to act as intimidators at public forums like townhalls or demonstrations.

"We came to talk to our congressman about our opposition to government controlled healthcare, but a goonion was bussed in from outside our district to shout down questions and throw elbows at citizens."

Goonion by WesternCiv September 1, 2009

gogrious 

highly preposterous specimen.

When Petunia said " im as tall as the roof!"
Caitlin said "thats gogrious!"

gogrious by thatsquidgirl November 30, 2009

gonion 

(v), to be a gonion is the equivalent of being a very mean person. This can be accomplished by mocking, dishing out empty threats, and not saying jokes to people.

"Kanye West was being a gonion yesterday."

gonion by A Knoledgeable Student October 24, 2009