Goonior 

The son, and or male offspring of a professional gooner.

"I found out my dad's a professional gooner!"

"Wouldn't that make you a Goonior?"

Goonior by Sir Higglesworth October 3, 2024

Gooniör’s Law 

Everything is 50/50. Either something happens or it doesn’t.

“You gonna fuck that bitch?”

“Man it’s Gooniör’s Law, maybe it’ll happen maybe it won’t.”

Gooniör’s Law by decoldestcrawford June 26, 2021

Goonicorn 

A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.

DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.

Goonicorn by Mavia February 5, 2017

Goonicorn 

Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.

The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.

Goonicorn by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011

Goonorrhea

A state of mind in which the person afflicted wants to create as much chaos and disorder as possible. This may include various illegal activities such as violent crimes, drug-use (primarily hallucinogenic) and property damage.

“James and Haydon caught a bad case of Goonorrhea last weekend. They destroyed my whole house!”

Goonorrhea by Jay Of Earth February 29, 2020

Goonicorn 

A one of a kind Unicorn that travels through the expanses of space honking at systems before moving on to the next one, The whole purpose of the Honk is to find a partner to mate with. Little does the Goonicorn know that he is the only one, so he is destined to travel the whole universe alone. This whole journey is broadcast live on the internet for us all to see

Is it a goose unicorn or a unicorn goose? Neither its the Goonicorn

Goonicorn by Khuby February 5, 2017

Goonion 

A group who outwardly appear as a workers' union, such as SEIU, AFL-CIO, or UAW, but who are used by politicians to act as intimidators at public forums like townhalls or demonstrations.

"We came to talk to our congressman about our opposition to government controlled healthcare, but a goonion was bussed in from outside our district to shout down questions and throw elbows at citizens."

Goonion by WesternCiv September 1, 2009