gofmp

Get off my phone

gofmp means to tell someone to get off your phone

Ex: get off my phone bruh you’re annoying.

by The bad guy June 22, 2019

GFMPH

Good For Men's Prostate Health
1) Used as justification to have any request, no matter how outlandish, satisfied by a significant other.

2) Any desirable toy or act that a man can somehow relate to prostate health.

"Dear, I heard that chocolate is GFMPH." "Would you like me to get a box for you now?"

"Dear, I heard that engaging in amorous activities while swinging from a chandelier is GFMPH." "Would you like me to wear the nurse outfit again?"
"Man, this new snow blower is GFMPH. It works so well my wife does the driveway."

by Arsene Lupin November 15, 2011

Gompy Balls

The act of feces being violently reflected off of porcelain by the anus in such a matter that said feces spackles the underside of the testicles when taking a poop.

I took such a powerful shit that i had to wipe my gompy balls.

by keepinit247 February 21, 2011

Gompei

The raddest, baddest, most amazing and influential mascot from Worcester Polytech Institute. He also has a bronzed head on a mini-goat that is vigorous and intensely fought over by the entire campus.

John: "Hey, want to go get the Gompei's head at today's rivalry event??"
Nick: "OF COURSE!! We only have to out beat and run the rest of campus...no big deal"

by mdgmusic93 October 18, 2011

goimp

To shit and puke simultaneously. To barf and pooh at the same time.

Bugger, Marjorie, I've just goimped all over the cat again.

by Boskins January 10, 2009

Gomp

Opposite of a basic bitch, usually overweight, loves horses, wears camo and blaze orange, drinks beer, might throw in a dip, takes there senior picture on a tractor, and often gets with losers

Did you see that chick Luke got with last night? She was a total gomp.

by Roomiedude February 24, 2019

Goomp

A person that says random stupid things, that he/she even knows it's random and dumb. They usually have a vulgar odor and aren't cultured. The term "Goomp!" is usually used right after they say the stupid random thing.

"Hey guys, wanna come on my boat?" - goomp
"Okay sure"
"There's gonan be chix there, and we can fuck them" - goomp
"Goomp"

"hey what are we doin for ur birthday?"
"my dad said we can go to a strip club and maybe drink alcohol." - goomp
"no he didnt"
"I know" - goomp
"GOOMP!"

by benzobrist March 8, 2008