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Good For Men's Prostate Health
1) Used as justification to have any request, no matter how outlandish, satisfied by a significant other.

2) Any desirable toy or act that a man can somehow relate to prostate health.
"Dear, I heard that chocolate is GFMPH." "Would you like me to get a box for you now?"

"Dear, I heard that engaging in amorous activities while swinging from a chandelier is GFMPH." "Would you like me to wear the nurse outfit again?"
"Man, this new snow blower is GFMPH. It works so well my wife does the driveway."
GFMPH by Arsene Lupin November 15, 2011
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Gympho is a fitness apparel company based out of Kansas City, MO. The OFFICIAL true meaning of a Gympho is someone who is OBSESSED WITH FITNESS! Patrick Kennedy is the founder of the trademark name Gympho. You can follow Gympho on twitter, facebook, instagram and pinterest.
That guy in the gym thats there everyday, he is a Gympho!
Gympho by Gympho April 29, 2014
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A person who knows everything, nearly to the point of omnipotence. Usually only proceeded in awesomeness by Samuel L. Jackson. Gumphers are also known to be skilled engineers and ninjas.
"Don't go out of your way to google it, just ask a gumpher"
Gumpher by Ganjastaar February 9, 2010

Gymphomaniac 

Like a nymphomaniac, but walks with a limp; a horny, overly sexual person that also limps.
"Uh-oh, here comes Gimpy Glenn."
"Stay away from him, I hear he's a Gymphomaniac"
Gymphomaniac by dian-az2 January 8, 2010

gumphumper 

The title given to the ultimate warrior of the land, or someone who can talk very well. This is not given as an heirloom, but as a token of the greatest person in the land.
Gumphumper then went and killed the entire camp of goblins, sparing no one, in order to save a village.
gumphumper by BigBouncyBoyBlox October 18, 2017
A sound that can replace any word in the English language.
A: How are you today?
B: *gmph"

A:Where did C go?
B: *gmph"

A: What is a splink?
B: *gmph*
gmph by CC_gmph August 29, 2009
Interjection. Used primarily in text messages to denote displeasure, disgust, or disapproval.
I just saw my ex bf kissing some skank—grmph!
Grmph by slegotoo November 9, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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