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To chill in the midst of a large group and privately send sexually explicit text messages to the person sitting beside you.
Casey and Jesse aren't paying attention.. they're too busy godelfing.
godelf by theEPAhouse September 5, 2006
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Godenfreude 

Perverse glee experienced when learning that a religious zealot becomes victim to his own hypocrisy.
I couldn't help but feel a bit of godenfreude when Ted Haggard, the anti-gay pastor, was caught having a torrid, meth-fueled affair with a male prostitute.
Godenfreude by Hollywood Red August 1, 2016
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The time it takes for a vehicle to get moving after the light turns green.
That driver's godelay must have added 4 car lengths to the line of traffic!
Godelay by JTfromTTown June 3, 2010

Jordan Godelie

A young boy who sleeps with everyone within distance and thinks he's the shit. But his ego is so large he can not see how ruined and broken he really is.
Hey, tell your boyfriend to stop being a Jordan Godelie before I kick his ass!!!
Jordan Godelie by idkwhoiamedgfttrh November 6, 2010

Kurt Godel 

One of the most famous logicians.

He is famous for his incompleteness theorems, the idea that a loophole would lead to the US becoming a dictatorship, and dying of starvation for being paranoid that his food was poisoned.

He is also a good friend of Einstein, Oppenheimer, and many other scientific celebrities at the time.
Oh my god, you understand Kurt Godel?
get out of here... nerd... go prove the Riemann Hypothesis or something...
Kurt Godel by q13et5 February 12, 2010

godelive 

a women or girl witch is wonderful, beautiful and fabulous and strong in every single way
wow she is a godelive
godelive by lilmiss_cutie April 18, 2010
godel is when you try to yodel while sucking a cock
tysoe was godeling on top of the mountaintop
godel by lucksack October 8, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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