godelf

To chill in the midst of a large group and privately send sexually explicit text messages to the person sitting beside you.

Casey and Jesse aren't paying attention.. they're too busy godelfing.

by theEPAhouse September 5, 2006

Godenfreude

Perverse glee experienced when learning that a religious zealot becomes victim to his own hypocrisy.

I couldn't help but feel a bit of godenfreude when Ted Haggard, the anti-gay pastor, was caught having a torrid, meth-fueled affair with a male prostitute.

by Hollywood Red August 1, 2016

Godelay

The time it takes for a vehicle to get moving after the light turns green.

That driver's godelay must have added 4 car lengths to the line of traffic!

by JTfromTTown June 3, 2010

Jordan Godelie

A young boy who sleeps with everyone within distance and thinks he's the shit. But his ego is so large he can not see how ruined and broken he really is.

Hey, tell your boyfriend to stop being a Jordan Godelie before I kick his ass!!!

by idkwhoiamedgfttrh November 6, 2010

Kurt Godel

One of the most famous logicians.

He is famous for his incompleteness theorems, the idea that a loophole would lead to the US becoming a dictatorship, and dying of starvation for being paranoid that his food was poisoned.

He is also a good friend of Einstein, Oppenheimer, and many other scientific celebrities at the time.

Oh my god, you understand Kurt Godel?
get out of here... nerd... go prove the Riemann Hypothesis or something...

by q13et5 February 12, 2010

godelive

a women or girl witch is wonderful, beautiful and fabulous and strong in every single way

wow she is a godelive

by lilmiss_cutie April 18, 2010

godel

godel is when you try to yodel while sucking a cock

tysoe was godeling on top of the mountaintop

by lucksack October 8, 2008