Skip to main content

Mountaintop Mojito

A beer can used as a spitter for chewing tobacco. May accidentally be ingested by others.
Dude, Sean left a Mountaintop Mojito in my cup holder and I took a drink on accident

Mountain Top University 

A faith-based university which claims to be Christ-like ish but is actually an inconsiderate, incompassionate, religiously-fanatical, Christ impractical society. Denies students of fundamental human rights, violates and limits the power of their volition.
"In Mountain Top University we never joke with our rules and regulations." said DSA.

"There are two fathers of love, but as for me, I'm fire!!!!!! " said a regular loony.

"At Mountain Top University we're all prisoners of 'hope'" said the..............

Mountainthumb 

(action noun)
Happens when you wipe on a snow board and jam your thumb (left hand thumb) in the mountain. Right hand to be determined.
My grip sucks thanks to this mountainthumb.
Mountainthumb by Spleen merchant January 2, 2011

Mountainous Blow Job 

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
Mountainous Blow Job by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

mountain top 

The nipple, usually a womans. Used in slang term as an analogy for sucking a breast
"So how far have you and Jonathon gone?" said an interested friend.
She said timidly, "He sucked the mountain top."
mountain top by Pheffercorn August 7, 2007

mountain top 

enthusiastically repeated after any epic story told, a large drink order, an awkward moment or hook up has occured. Also good to use in sexual situations when engaging in intercourse or other shenanigans. Also comes with a high-five.
"i just did the walk of shame home" MOUNTAIN TOP! (high five)
"can i have 3 long islands and 4 shots please?" MOUNTAIN TOP!
mountain top by OHYEAAH May 21, 2011