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gobble my knob

1. Command- Perform oral sex upon me.

2. Taunt- similar to f*ck you. a sign of disrespect
1. Hey I'm feelin' horny, why don't you get on your knees and gobble my knob.

2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can gobble my knob.

knob gobble 

My bitch gave me a knob gobble.
knob gobble by umox December 1, 2003

gobble my knob

the act of sucking penis

oral gratification
hey there, sexy girl. why don't you slide yo fine ass over here and gobble my knob?
gobble my knob by cereal killa February 11, 2006

gobble my knob

Something you can say to a woman if you're interested in getting kicked in the nuts.
He said, "gobble my knob," so I tied him up, took his clothes, and left.
gobble my knob by Stormcrafter April 28, 2006

Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.
Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"

knob gobbler 

Endearing term for cocksucker, fellatrix or suck slut
Later, dude. Here comes my favorite knob gobbler.
knob gobbler by Anonymous November 8, 2002