Go-ped 

The most awesome form of transportation ever, an early 90's wide scooter, with a throttle and a weedwhacker motor

"Let me take the go-ped out for a spin, at 10:30pm, and piss off all the neighbors"

"I Was goin like 20mph on the go-ped! i made a 10 minute lap!!!"

Go-ped by Tarkin September 24, 2003

go-ped 

A go-ped is a slow piece of crap that rolls around at 1 mile and hour. Personally I rather have a unicycle

the gavin blaha mobile with .2 horsepower

go-ped by h May 12, 2004

gopednation 

A immature goped forum run by nazi mods and Admins that haven't logged in for years.

Shut the fuck up man your ped only does 25-27 mph

I just got a fully ported g260!! with a ts headkit! it only cost 900!!

fuck you I can port better than you, gtfo of my thread

good bye gopednation i'm leaving

gopednation by Wristkore August 13, 2006

Goped Elite 

Most likely a middle aged man that invests thousands of dollars in a scooter that he doesn’t even ride. They tend to have big egos, small penises and enjoy butt sex on the regular.

You’re not a Goped elite until you’ve invested 5k

Goped Elite by RexySexyDutchman July 1, 2021

goped 

penis enlarger for people under the age of 15
obscenely loud and obnoxious, especially because the little bastards wake up at the ass-crack of dawn

"hey i just got my really cool 44cc goped the other day, its real fast"
"i hope it will make up for your lack of penis"

goped by Jimt September 16, 2004

gopedeering 

A term commenly used for riding a goped, otherwise known as a moterized scooter. Usually brought about by kids with little to no social life, but are seeking attention by there friends.

Heyyy bro i just got back from gopedeering, does that qualify me as your friend know?

gopedeering by Evan chamillionair August 19, 2007

goped 

a giant scooter with an engine, capable of up to 60 mph, named coolest thing to have under the age of 16.

weirdo1 : WOAH! what was that thing!

weirdo2 : i dont know! its was awesomely fast!

coolo : thats a goped dumbass!

some old person : ar what was that loud noise! it woke me up just now!


coolo : its noon... shouldn't you be up by now?

some old person : i never wake up before 4 pm! im going to file a complaint!



coolo : you do that.. loser

goped by gopedtrailrider April 24, 2009