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Well it's really a very unique and extrinsic term that can have a variety of meanings.

1. A man that does his best to treat a female but tends to fall short to a much greater man. But still tries.

2. A man that does his best in everything, but his rivals always are still better.

3. A man who acts like he knows what to do in any situation, but ultimately fails in the end.

That's it..
A gopeder has no chance in life.
gopeder by :) 69 February 14, 2018
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Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD 

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.

gopedeering 

A term commenly used for riding a goped, otherwise known as a moterized scooter. Usually brought about by kids with little to no social life, but are seeking attention by there friends.
Heyyy bro i just got back from gopedeering, does that qualify me as your friend know?
gopedeering by Evan chamillionair August 19, 2007

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016