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A go-ped is a slow piece of crap that rolls around at 1 mile and hour. Personally I rather have a unicycle
the gavin blaha mobile with .2 horsepower
go-ped by h May 12, 2004
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gopednation 

A immature goped forum run by nazi mods and Admins that haven't logged in for years.
Shut the fuck up man your ped only does 25-27 mph

I just got a fully ported g260!! with a ts headkit! it only cost 900!!

fuck you I can port better than you, gtfo of my thread

good bye gopednation i'm leaving
gopednation by Wristkore August 13, 2006

Goped Elite 

Most likely a middle aged man that invests thousands of dollars in a scooter that he doesn’t even ride. They tend to have big egos, small penises and enjoy butt sex on the regular.
You’re not a Goped elite until you’ve invested 5k
penis enlarger for people under the age of 15
obscenely loud and obnoxious, especially because the little bastards wake up at the ass-crack of dawn
"hey i just got my really cool 44cc goped the other day, its real fast"
"i hope it will make up for your lack of penis"
goped by Jimt September 16, 2004

gopedeering 

A term commenly used for riding a goped, otherwise known as a moterized scooter. Usually brought about by kids with little to no social life, but are seeking attention by there friends.
Heyyy bro i just got back from gopedeering, does that qualify me as your friend know?
gopedeering by Evan chamillionair August 19, 2007
a giant scooter with an engine, capable of up to 60 mph, named coolest thing to have under the age of 16.
weirdo1 : WOAH! what was that thing!

weirdo2 : i dont know! its was awesomely fast!

coolo : thats a goped dumbass!

some old person : ar what was that loud noise! it woke me up just now!


coolo : its noon... shouldn't you be up by now?

some old person : i never wake up before 4 pm! im going to file a complaint!



coolo : you do that.. loser
goped by gopedtrailrider April 24, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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