goped 

penis enlarger for people under the age of 15
obscenely loud and obnoxious, especially because the little bastards wake up at the ass-crack of dawn

"hey i just got my really cool 44cc goped the other day, its real fast"
"i hope it will make up for your lack of penis"

goped by Jimt September 16, 2004

goped 

a giant scooter with an engine, capable of up to 60 mph, named coolest thing to have under the age of 16.

weirdo1 : WOAH! what was that thing!

weirdo2 : i dont know! its was awesomely fast!

coolo : thats a goped dumbass!

some old person : ar what was that loud noise! it woke me up just now!


coolo : its noon... shouldn't you be up by now?

some old person : i never wake up before 4 pm! im going to file a complaint!



coolo : you do that.. loser

goped by gopedtrailrider April 24, 2009

Goped 

Goped means fucked up by video games, like making you think your inside one all the time or you see characters from a game irl.

You play gta to much I bet your Goped

Goped by Them New Words May 7, 2020

Goped Elite 

Most likely a middle aged man that invests thousands of dollars in a scooter that he doesn’t even ride. They tend to have big egos, small penises and enjoy butt sex on the regular.

You’re not a Goped elite until you’ve invested 5k

Goped Elite by RexySexyDutchman July 1, 2021

goxed 

1) When someone flakes on you several times in a row.

2) When a deadline you're waiting for continuously gets pushed back.

You: Where are my bitcoins!
Mark: HEE HEE HEE! I've owned you!
Kevin Day: You've been Goxed!

goxed by the_big_nig June 28, 2011

Gooped and Gagged 

When a situation is shocking and you are left speechless.

Or

If a situation situation is nasty and you were left disgusted.

Did you hear what Thomas said. I was gooped and gagged.

Gooped and Gagged by Esquared August 17, 2020

Frank Gored 

1. An event in Fantasy Football in which following "expert" advice results in a loss (usually from benching a player that experts said was cold).
2. When your best drafted player turns out to suck, hard.

That guy with a widows peak on yahoo, Frank Gored my ass.

Frank Gored by I am Fantasy Football February 21, 2008