Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)
Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.