garbledick 

He can only speak garbledick, since his mouth is full of cock..

Can you understand garbledick? you seem well practiced at talking with your mouth full of cock!

garbledick by mbdick October 16, 2017

Garblefuck 

An exclamation used to describe a situation of complete suckage, that can only be described as such

your friend: dude, that homeless guy just took a shit on your coat

you: GARBLEFUCK!

Garblefuck by thepersonwhodidyourmomlastnigh May 31, 2010

Garbledina! 

A word which may be uttered during discussion of a bad movie.

Origin: The alleged favorite movie of Strong Bad as claimed by Strong Mad.

"You know, the best part about 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is the amazing special effects."
"GARBLEDINA!"

Garbledina! by Zeke February 15, 2005