garbledygook 

Complete and utter nonsense.

The chapter "King's Cross" from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is full of garbledygook.

garbledygook by xeagar August 8, 2007

gobbledygook 

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Gobbledygook is basically anything nonsense.

gobbledygook by jdm89 January 25, 2017

gambledygoop 

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum

you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...

gambledygoop by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009

Gobbledygook 

Nonsense, balderdash.

Person 1: Why are you full of so much gobbledygook!
Person 2: It's what I was born to be full of... :)

Gobbledygook by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Gobbledygook 

When you are speaking absolutely non-sense. Every word you are using is not English or it is not making any sense.

Brad: bro stop speaking that Gobbledygook I can't understand a word you are saying

Gobbledygook by 11guppy11 March 29, 2020

gobbledygook 

Talk or writing that is long, pompous, vague, and too involved.

Gobbledygook only confuses people. Say exactly what you mean and keep it short.

gobbledygook by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

gobbledygook 

wordy and generally unintelligible jargon (nonsense)

He spent all of last week getting clobberfaced and spouting off gobbledygook.

gobbledygook by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004