glurnk

To ejaculate on multiple corpses at once while being given a handjob by someone of the same sex.

Dude, why did you glurnk on that innocent family?

by benlikemen July 3, 2021

Gurnk

To rape someone while they are sleeping.

"you want to go gurnking tonight?"
"I cant i have to much homework"

by super-secret March 19, 2009

snurk my glurk

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005

glornki

To carry thy self with much style/swag

Ex:yooo James got hella glornki

Ex:omg his glornki is so nice....it’s kinda hot 😳😚

by _jacob_。 January 14, 2020

glurker

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

glunk

The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.

I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.

by http://www.glunkin.com/ June 3, 2011

Glurkle

The sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation

From the webcomic "Sexy Losers" number 65, "A Sure Thing"

Tomoe glurkled when she thought she'd finally gotten Kenta's attention.

by Beauwght January 10, 2016