“aye bruh i was fuckin a whore in my car. it’s a subaru i street race on it and win every time. hoes and bad bitties love it. i’m just like chief keef”
Glooper is a label you give to a cat or goat that is particularly funny, such as when a cat sniffs your phonecamera, you would call that a glooper pic.
"Oh my god Sarah, my cat Frank is such a glooper, look at this photo of him."
"Wow Jeanna, he really is!"
when you release your bra and your right and left tits fall to the right and left side in a GLOOPEY matter. This is most common in someone under 5 feettall.
Harriet: Sam can you jump up and down for me with out your bra?
Sam: okay
- Sam bounces up and down and her tits fall to the sides and end up swinging in a clockwise manner.
This is when you know you are diagnosed with gloope tits.