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Gloope

when you release your bra and your right and left tits fall to the right and left side in a GLOOPEY matter. This is most common in someone under 5 feet tall.
Harriet: Sam can you jump up and down for me with out your bra?
Sam: okay

- Sam bounces up and down and her tits fall to the sides and end up swinging in a clockwise manner.

This is when you know you are diagnosed with gloope tits.
by Barackkkkkk February 28, 2011
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Gloomer

Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.
"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: “He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”
by polominty May 8, 2019
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gloyper

A natural phenomenon. No one created it, it just is, that's the difference, its memetic like that. There is no rhyme or reason. Gloyper just is.
Come on! You know... I Gloyper, You Gloyper, He, she, me... Gloyper! Glo Gloyper, Gloypinging... we'll have the Gloyp Burger. Gloyporama... Gloypology, the study of Gloyper? It's first grade, SpongeBob!
by Gloyper December 3, 2021
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groope

1. A group of people who interact around a common interest, purpose, or project.

2. A virtual community.

3. To collaborate with others, especially online.
1. I collaborate frequently with my groope.

2. I joined a soccer fan groope and made friends from all over the world.

3. I groope with my team every day to keep our project on track.
by CG77 October 4, 2011
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Gooped and Gagged

When a situation is shocking and you are left speechless.

Or

If a situation situation is nasty and you were left disgusted.
Did you hear what Thomas said. I was gooped and gagged.
by Esquared August 17, 2020
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Glopeta

In the Spanish language the word for shotgun is "escopeta," so naturally for a Glock the word "Glopeta" is used, especially in Spanish rap and trap music.
Sicarios disparando su glopetas, balasera en el sector terminandolos con escopeta.
by B3lluM February 20, 2022
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Glooping

The moment of eye contact exchanged between the person leaving a bathroom stall and the person about the enter.
There awkwardness of the glooping outside the McDonald's bathroom was tenable, as both parties went on their way.
by smebobo October 5, 2019
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