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groobler 

A mythic being that groobles the drivers of Santa Rosa Rd. Stay safe out there.
Went on Santa Rosa at 2am last night and the groobler flipped my car and stole the catalytic converter.
groobler by Agent Dale Cooper June 22, 2022

Gooblers 

Little Men that sprout out of your body
Person 1:"Oh shit! My Gooblers are running everywhere!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"
Gooblers by Grandmas Arthritis June 29, 2020

groobler 

A non mythical creature that lives for all eternity. The groobler hunts most popularly hunts Santa Rosa Rd. but has been known to venture further. Beware the groobler, you do NOT want to be groobled…
My buddy went down Santa Rosa last night and I think the Groobler got him. I hope he didn’t groobled.
groobler by BigOlBobby July 9, 2022

Double goobler 

An extra roll of fat under the neck, reminiscent of a turkey
"Having a double goobler cause YOLO" Drake/SJG
Double goobler by Pstoolie September 28, 2012
The piece a food that gets stuck between your teeth, particularly showing up during job interviews, dates, or family portraits.
"Dude, I hope you didn't smile-- you have a nasty gloober in your tooth."
Gloober by TheHotPop May 3, 2007
A failed attempt at expelling phlem or other liquid material from one's mouth with the end result of having the liquid material land on the originator's chin, forehead shirt, or other part of the body.
Nice job genius, you just gloobered on yourself.. I guess that teaches you to spit in public..
gloober by Jimi Spier December 27, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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