gloobler

An adjective used to describe a person when all other insults have been exhausted.

Dammit Diana!!! You are such a gloobler!!

by GuiG December 12, 2006

groobler

A mythic being that groobles the drivers of Santa Rosa Rd. Stay safe out there.

Went on Santa Rosa at 2am last night and the groobler flipped my car and stole the catalytic converter.

by Agent Dale Cooper June 22, 2022

Gooblers

Little Men that sprout out of your body

Person 1:"Oh shit! My Gooblers are running everywhere!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"

by Grandmas Arthritis June 29, 2020

groobler

A non mythical creature that lives for all eternity. The groobler hunts most popularly hunts Santa Rosa Rd. but has been known to venture further. Beware the groobler, you do NOT want to be groobled…

My buddy went down Santa Rosa last night and I think the Groobler got him. I hope he didn’t groobled.

by BigOlBobby July 9, 2022

Double goobler

An extra roll of fat under the neck, reminiscent of a turkey

"Having a double goobler cause YOLO" Drake/SJG

by Pstoolie September 28, 2012

Gloober

The piece a food that gets stuck between your teeth, particularly showing up during job interviews, dates, or family portraits.

"Dude, I hope you didn't smile-- you have a nasty gloober in your tooth."

by TheHotPop May 3, 2007

gloober

A failed attempt at expelling phlem or other liquid material from one's mouth with the end result of having the liquid material land on the originator's chin, forehead shirt, or other part of the body.

Nice job genius, you just gloobered on yourself.. I guess that teaches you to spit in public..

by Jimi Spier December 27, 2007