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A person who has a large penis and great personality and is literally the best person you'll ever meet. just so happens to be a ladies man too.
don't fuck with that guy, Goobler. he'll fuck your mom and your girl.
Goobler by joeseph mommason October 6, 2020
n : the human equivalent of rubber truck nuts
Only a goobler would hang a portrait of Saved By The Bell on his mantle.
n : the human equivalent of rubber truck nuts
Only a goobler would hang a portrait of Saved By The Bell on his mantle.
n : the human equivalent of rubber truck nuts
Only a goobler would hang a portrait of Saved By The Bell on his mantle.

Goobler Gobbler

A goobler that eats a lot of gobbler
That's it.

Nothing else.

Mic drop.
Someone criticizes my look, then I say "Well, at least I don't look like a goobler gobbler."

Double goobler 

An extra roll of fat under the neck, reminiscent of a turkey
"Having a double goobler cause YOLO" Drake/SJG
Double goobler by Pstoolie September 28, 2012