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An idiotic person who makes a fool of themselves
Matt Smith is a Goobler
Goobler by nicko1 December 19, 2007
Words you can keep
A person who has a large penis and great personality and is literally the best person you'll ever meet. just so happens to be a ladies man too.
don't fuck with that guy, Goobler. he'll fuck your mom and your girl.
Goobler by joeseph mommason October 6, 2020
n : the human equivalent of rubber truck nuts
Only a goobler would hang a portrait of Saved By The Bell on his mantle.
n : the human equivalent of rubber truck nuts
Only a goobler would hang a portrait of Saved By The Bell on his mantle.
n : the human equivalent of rubber truck nuts
Only a goobler would hang a portrait of Saved By The Bell on his mantle.

Goobler Gobbler

A goobler that eats a lot of gobbler
That's it.

Nothing else.

Mic drop.
Someone criticizes my look, then I say "Well, at least I don't look like a goobler gobbler."

Double goobler 

An extra roll of fat under the neck, reminiscent of a turkey
"Having a double goobler cause YOLO" Drake/SJG
Double goobler by Pstoolie September 28, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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