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glocktavious

A degenerate male of African American descent. Usually under 40. Lacks education, employment and sexual discipline. Is usually apart of gang violence or residential crimes. Terrorizes every community that he resides in; especially the women and children.
We could create a safe community if we keep the glocktavious’s away.
glocktavious by Truthbetold2023 November 23, 2022

Glocktard 

An individual who is utterly convinced that Glocks are the end-all-be-all of pistols. Will go on endlessly about how great Glock is, despite the fact that Glocks are cheaply-made, have terrible ergonomics, and will break and wear out much faster than they want to believe. Will turn into a complete asshole when presented with evidence that a 1911, SiG, H&K, Cz, or other weapon outperforms a Glock in any possible way. Very frequently found among (but not limited to) cops who never shot a pistol before being issued a Glock and have never or rarely shot anything else. Tend to get very embarrassed when they try out a non-Glock pistol and find that it's easier, more accurate, and more comfortable to shoot, and thus will often refuse to shoot something else when offered the chance.

Note: owning a Glock or liking Glocks does not make one a glocktard. To qualify as a glocktard, they must be downright GAY for black Tupperware guns and insistent that anybody who's not like them is a moron. Compare with SiGsucker, HKfag. Contrast with 1911 nut.
Guy 1: "That asshole won't shut up about his gay little Glock."
Guy 2: "I know. His shot groups are all over the place with that thing. I just kicked his ass with my 1911 at 25 yards, but he says my gun's a piece of shit."
Guy 1: "I outshot him with my XD, too, and he says we're retards and he's an expert."
Guy 2: "God, I fucking hate glocktard a!"
Glocktard by yt45 November 14, 2014
when a person has a glock in their pocket, they have a glocket.
person one: shittt, timmy looks angry today.

person two: yeah stay away from him. i hear he was rockin' a glocket today.
glocket by dinkleburggg January 15, 2011

glocktease 

Someone that makes you want to shoot them every day, but you know you can't.
Justin pisses me off so much. He's such a glocktease.
glocktease by davebry March 30, 2009

Glocktard 

a fake cop who always shoots himself in the arse when aiming.
Capt.: Where's Jerry?
Cop 1: Sir he is on duty?
Capt: With his own glock?!
Cop 1: Yes sir I dont underestand the issue?
Cop: YOU RETARD JERRY WAS NEVER ADMITTED AS A COP AND IS A GLOCKTARD!!!
Glocktard by Villmar March 1, 2021

glocket launcher 

The glocket launcher is a rarely used variation of the rocket launcher
Instead of launching one high explosive rocket, it instead launches a tight cluster of glock-19s, which fire randomly as they are propelled towards the target, before exploding on impact.
30% of glocket launcher users survive the firing of the glocket launcher.
glocket launcher by Le potat October 21, 2021