globat
The world's worst Web hosting company ever to exsist. Globat has been in Guinness Book of World Record for slowest server response time.
globat by Sad globat victim March 6, 2005
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Harlem Globetrotters
A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.
My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!
Harlem Globetrotters by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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globat • global warming • gloat • global • Globalist • Global IT girl • globalization • global cooling • global-local • gloating
Global Assault Yeet Squad
The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.
Example 1:
BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!
BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.
BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!
BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.
Global Assault Yeet Squad by nigger69420 November 28, 2019
4th gen global visual king
the one. The only, Jake sim of enhypen.
Jake's visuals are so unreal it's evident that many were attracted to him even before his debut. The first impression of people who met him k-engenes and i-engenes said he was very unreal, Enhypen 1st imp members said he was very handsome. MC from various shows always said that he was handsome. So it's been proven that he deserves the nickname 4th gen global visual. Everyone was whipped by the visuals of Jake Sim from enhypen.
Jake's visuals are so unreal it's evident that many were attracted to him even before his debut. The first impression of people who met him k-engenes and i-engenes said he was very unreal, Enhypen 1st imp members said he was very handsome. MC from various shows always said that he was handsome. So it's been proven that he deserves the nickname 4th gen global visual. Everyone was whipped by the visuals of Jake Sim from enhypen.
4th gen global visual king
4th gen global visual king by Taureanpril July 23, 2021
Global South
A load of drivel dreamt up and defined by well-meaning, but politically and geographically illiterate morons who hate the West. The fact that the so-called Global South includes the People's Republic of China, which has the second largest economy in the world, illustrates the stupidity and vacuousness of such a concept.
The USA, the UK and the EU are considered part of the Global North and the People's Republic of China is considered part of the Global South.
Global South by Minderbinder October 7, 2023
Complete global saturation
Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.
Complete global saturation by Rusty Was Here May 2, 2009
GLOBAL IT BOY
One and only JIMIN!!
Jimin the cutie,sexy,lovely and record making boy from South Korea is known as Global IT BOY.
Park Jimin is bigger then BTS and Kpop,his charms makes every local whipped for him,it makes them question their sexuality.
His beautiful dance moves,vocals,looks everything is so fine and the man is angel .
His smile,eyes,cheeks every details makes him so handsome.
Stream Filter+Serendipity+Promise+Christmas love ~
"Once you JIM-IN u can't JIM-OUT "
Jimin the cutie,sexy,lovely and record making boy from South Korea is known as Global IT BOY.
Park Jimin is bigger then BTS and Kpop,his charms makes every local whipped for him,it makes them question their sexuality.
His beautiful dance moves,vocals,looks everything is so fine and the man is angel .
His smile,eyes,cheeks every details makes him so handsome.
Stream Filter+Serendipity+Promise+Christmas love ~
"Once you JIM-IN u can't JIM-OUT "
GLOBAL IT BOY by RI13 November 14, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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