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Hey girl, let’s go Globalize China back at my place
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The Globalist Manifesto

A public document which contains an expression of a set of beliefs about the future of the world, which include among others, the formation of a global government. Articles in the Wikipedia states that The Globalist Manifesto is the foundation of globalism ideology.It is also described as the blueprint for the formation of a global government.
The Americans believe that The Globalist Manifesto will lead to the formation of the global government.
by Lenie Mirren April 1, 2007
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globalization

In a nutshell, the integration and exchange of ideas and goods globally. Hence the name, globalization. It benefits the middle class and especially the rich and powerful, but has hurt the poor and powerless.
Question: What Is The Truest Definition Of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on a computer that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
by a5678 April 11, 2005
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Globalsexual

A person who is attracted (and wants to fuck) everything. Like homosexual for a person who is attracted to someone of the same sex, heterosexual to someone of the opposite sex and bisexual to both genders.
Dog: Am I gay?
Dude: I don´t know. Are you attracted to man dogs?
Dog: Yes.
Dog: And lady dogs
Dog: And chairs
Dog: And pillows
Dog: And ducks
Dog: I want to make love to the whole world
Dude: Right. You're Globalsexual
by wallo June 29, 2012
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glocalization

Describes the notion that technological advances (telephony, internet, air travel, etc.) have effectively decreased perceived distance between people such that one's social network can be global and feel local.
I thought when my sister moved to the East coast for college that we'd lose contact, but since we IM every day and talk on the cell phone, it's like she still lives in the house.

That's glocalization, dude!
by Matthew Lake April 22, 2006
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Globalist shill

Any person or organisation that deliberately misinforms the general populace in order to further an agenda of a global one world government and the loss of individual rights that come with it.
Merriam-Webster recently changed the definition of anti-vaxxer to include people who oppose regulations surrounding vaccine mandates despite the fact that opposers of vaccine mandate regulations might have legitimate reasons for opposing that have nothing to do with vaccines. In changing this definition they have acted to deliberately deceive people into believing there could be no legitimate reason to oppose such regulations, thus showing their hand as globalist shills who are out to deceive the general population into believing opposition to vaccine mandate laws could only ever be a bad thing.

Politicians using the slogan “build back better” despite being from vastly different countries, economies, and cultures, all demonstrate that despite being elected officials they are actually working as globalist shills as opposed to working for their electorate.
by RememberRemember November 11, 2021
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Globalist

A person who is behind a shadow world government. Usually a person in a powerful position and who practices eugenics and satanism.
Globalists have been governing the world for centuries already
by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 11, 2018
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