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Globalists

A collective mind, of severely misinformed, and self righteous wankers, that piss uphill, and stand down wind.
"You can wear a pink mason's apron son, but then you'll be known as one of those, ....
Globalists

~ Your Mum
Globalists by anonymous February 3, 2021
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The Globalist Manifesto 

A public document which contains an expression of a set of beliefs about the future of the world, which include among others, the formation of a global government. Articles in the Wikipedia states that The Globalist Manifesto is the foundation of globalism ideology.It is also described as the blueprint for the formation of a global government.
The Americans believe that The Globalist Manifesto will lead to the formation of the global government.
A person who collects goldfish farts and sells them to the maker of spirit levels are precision bubbles
The Globulist supplied the bubbles to the Spirit Level maker
Globulist by DocBob February 24, 2013

Globalist shill 

Any person or organisation that deliberately misinforms the general populace in order to further an agenda of a global one world government and the loss of individual rights that come with it.
Merriam-Webster recently changed the definition of anti-vaxxer to include people who oppose regulations surrounding vaccine mandates despite the fact that opposers of vaccine mandate regulations might have legitimate reasons for opposing that have nothing to do with vaccines. In changing this definition they have acted to deliberately deceive people into believing there could be no legitimate reason to oppose such regulations, thus showing their hand as globalist shills who are out to deceive the general population into believing opposition to vaccine mandate laws could only ever be a bad thing.

Politicians using the slogan “build back better” despite being from vastly different countries, economies, and cultures, all demonstrate that despite being elected officials they are actually working as globalist shills as opposed to working for their electorate.
Globalist shill by RememberRemember November 11, 2021

Globalist 

A person who is behind a shadow world government. Usually a person in a powerful position and who practices eugenics and satanism.
Globalists have been governing the world for centuries already

globalism 

A used as an antonym to nationalism, but seldom by purported "globalists," to describe any ideology opposite to nationalism. It's exact meaning, however, varies depending on who you ask among the following:

1. An ideology which broadly supports free trade, international markets, and freer movement of capital and people.

2. An ideology which supports divesting power from national institutions into international institutions or multinational agreements. Examples include the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, European Union, the Eurozone, the United Nations, as well as agreements such as the Montreal Protocol, the Iran Nuclear Deal, or the Trans-Pacific Partnership.

3. An ideology secretly pushed by George Soros in an attempt to impose global dictatorship, strip citizens of sovereign nations of rights, take your firearms, track you with vaccines, flood a county near you with Islamofascist Mexican cartel refugees, and establish a new world order. If you belief this, my male vitality supplements are 50% off.
1. The Liberal Party has turned to globalism through its commitment to bilateral trade agreements.
2. Globalism seriously threatens our national sovereignty.
3. The proponents of globalism are poisoning the water to make your frogs gay.
globalism by areallylongpseudonym February 10, 2021

Globalist 

A dog whistle used to refer to the Jews, much in the same way Cultural Marxism and Bankers are.
The conspiracy theory is basically that the supposed Globalists are on a crusade to destroy Western Civilisation with the use of racial minorities, Feminists, Leftists, Muslim people, LGBT people.

The people who are pulling the strings are meant to be Neo-Marxists, despite all these main players like George Soros, The Rothschilds.ect being billionaires which contradict the entire premise of Marxism.
The globalists (mainly jews) are the ones bringing in the muslims to europe. They seem to work together.
- PeterSweden October 14, 2016
Globalist by Sarah W!ll!ams July 2, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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