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globalization

In a nutshell, the integration and exchange of ideas and goods globally. Hence the name, globalization. It benefits the middle class and especially the rich and powerful, but has hurt the poor and powerless.
Question: What Is The Truest Definition Of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on a computer that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
globalization by a5678 April 11, 2005

globalization

Globalization is the inter-dependence of nations on one anothers' goods, resulting in a global economy. One may argue that such has occurred since civilization began, with the thing we know as commerce, but that is more wrong than right.

There are perks of globalization, such as:
- The ability to travel internationally easier.
- A wide variety of goods, differing in quality and price dramatically.
- Forced peace between inter-dependent nations, which results in less war.
- More universal measurement, arithmetic, and language, making it easier for people to communicate internationally.

Of course, globalization has serious draw-backs, too:
- If one economy declines, the rest do, too. This is much like a farmer using one variant of one crop, which will result in the destruction of most of his crop, if a bad disease hits.
- If a universal currency is not used, some, smaller nations will have disadvantages in trade.
- If one nation so chooses to withdraw from the global economy, the entire thing could collapse.
- Those countries that offer less valuable products than others will get fucked over.
- The richer nations profit more than the smaller ones.
I, personally, do not advocate globalization.
globalization by Amerikaner August 25, 2006

globalization

another word for new world order and one world government
globalization

gerbalized

the process by which someone crawl's up someone else's ass; the act of becoming totally subserviant. One can gerbalize oneself, or be gerbalized by another.
Cindy has become gerbalized by her best friend and no longer thinks for herself.
gerbalized by gray dove May 15, 2010

Googalized 

Pronounced Googalized
Puerto Rican pronounciation of Google-lized
The point of Realization that you are proven right or wrong by Google.
Usually takes place after being told to Googalit
Person 1: I'm telling you, Wolverine will kill Batman in a fight!
Person 2: Batman is the best, he got gadgets in his underware that can kill Wolverine.
Person 1: Dude, just Googalit already!
Person 2: Alright, give me your awesome iPhone because my phone sucks...
Person 1: Dude, you need to hurry up and buy an iPhone already, I've been telling you this for over 2 years now!
Person 2: My mommy won't let me buy one. (grabs iPhone)...seconds later.... Wolverine...blah blah will kick.. blah blah the crap...blah blah outa Batman...blah blah....
Person 1: So have you Googalized that Batman sucks and Wolverine would beat down Batman?
Person 2: yup, I came to the Googalization that you are right.
Googalized by liquid_wolverine November 7, 2011

globalization

Yes, as the definition above states, globalization is the exchange of goods, services and ideas across national boundaries. What many people fail to realize is that globalization has been going on for hundreds of years. However, the rate at which globalization has been spreading has increased dramatically within the past two decades due to factors like technological advancements in communications.

Globalization does not make the rich richer and the poor poorer. This is a common myth held by many narrow-minded religious fanatics and ignorant people who don’t know the first thing about business. Anybody who has taken a basic introductory course in economics will realize why globalization works to both the more affluent as well as the poorer nations’ advantage.

There is a growing disparity, however, between nations that are not globalized and those that are becoming more globalized. A study conducted by the World Bank in 2005 proves that nations who have taken part in globalization have experienced a growth in education levels, as well as an increase in GDP and standard of living. On the other hand, their less-globalized counterparts suffered the reverse.
Have you had your glass of Globalization today?
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