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Globalsexual

A person who is attracted (and wants to fuck) everything. Like homosexual for a person who is attracted to someone of the same sex, heterosexual to someone of the opposite sex and bisexual to both genders.
Dog: Am I gay?
Dude: I don´t know. Are you attracted to man dogs?
Dog: Yes.
Dog: And lady dogs
Dog: And chairs
Dog: And pillows
Dog: And ducks
Dog: I want to make love to the whole world
Dude: Right. You're Globalsexual
by wallo June 29, 2012
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Globalsexual

Do you wanna fuck a random guy but cant because you have a girlfriend? NOT TO WORRY! Become globalsexual! Fuck ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! Fuck this pillow, fuck this parrot, who cares? What, youre christian? YOU CAN FUCK JESUS TOO!:D
I like men women and dogs. I globalsexual
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
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globosexual

A person who is attracted to men, woman, animals, inaminate objects; pretty much this person wants to make love to everything in the world.
I am a globosexual.

Dude, you are the biggest globosexual I know, you would make love to a kangaroo if it was here right now.
by Deathclause June 27, 2012
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Globosexual

Someone attracted to seeing everything on the globe more than any other possessions
he has a endless bucket list, he's definitely a globosexual
by Flogged February 17, 2022
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Globesexual

Globesexual is a known attractive to globe headed people.
I’m globesexual for globes.
by ChanelUk April 7, 2022
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