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Gleenis Penis 

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!
Gleenis Penis by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017
Related Words
A gelatin or collagen product that is made in an animal free fashion
It's gelzen so it's vegan
Gelzen by Bash Zuna January 7, 2016
My semen mixed with her body glitter and I had to wipe the glemen off of her chest.
glemen by TChan726 March 4, 2015
Facial Tissues used when crying at sappy TV shows or movies like Glee.
My sister was watching Love Actually and used up a whole box of Gleenex!
Gleenex by rehem May 28, 2010

Glazen the Raisin 

Vigorous anal sex followed by immediate penis withdrawal and busting a load of man glaze all over the anal rim.
I was glazen the raisin last night with Rachel. She loves it.

Your step mom told me she’s into glazen the raisin.
A Gleenis is a word originating from South Jersey, usually used as a synonym for roof tiles, particularly pool/swim club roof tiles. Gleenises can also be used to describe any type of tile, including floor tiles.
Joe: Whatcha doin'? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Matt: Dude, stop being so annoying! Go count the gleenises or something...

Joe: I already have! There are 32,038 gleenises at the pool!
Gleenis by BillyJC July 11, 2009